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Aaj uski aik jhalak dekhnay ki dil tardpta hai

Urdu Funny SMS, Most Funny SMS I have read

Har Asman me
Sitare Nahi Hote

har samandar ke
kinare nahi hote

har nazr se
ishare nahi hote

har bahar me
nazare nahi hote

har park me
fuvare nahi hote

har jaam ke
paimane nahi hote

sabhi hasino ke
diwane naahi hote

har gam ke
fasane naahi hote

har mahtama
sant nahi hota

har msg ka
ant nahi hota

ped pe lage hain aam jake tod lo
Agar kuch reh gaya hai tu khud jod lo

ab gusse se muh na fulou
mentos khao dimag ki batti jalao

aur bijli ka bill bachao

mano meri baat nahinto bhaad main jao
bahut ho gaya ab mera dimag mat khao

padana hain SMS padho
nahin tu lal wala button dabao

tumhe jitna pakana tha maine paka liya
ab tum kisi aur ko pakao

itni der se sms pad rahe hu
kuch kha pi ke aao

mera kaam hu gaya
ab tum apna hunar dikaho

tum ne pad liya
ab dusron ko bhi padao

:)

Urdu sms Sher

Har ek sajda Maqbol-e-khuda ho jaye
appki dua ke sanq rab ki raza hu jaye
mile appko woh khusyan
ki har gham
app se khafahu jaye

Urdu SMS - Free Urdu SMS

Chain se so raha tha main
Ude Kafan mazar main
kisne pata bata diye
yahan bhi stane aa gaye

isqh ki gharayaun ko
tum kya samjho ge aye zalim
ye wo daray hain
jisme sahil bhi dhoob jata hain

Sad Shayari - Tanhayi Shayari

Dor Kahin, Ek Piple ki Dehleez pe Bhite,
Hum Apne dil ke Sulgane Ka sabab Soch Rahe The

Jala Ke Chal Diye Hamara Dil
Wo Kyon, Ye Sonch Rahe the....

Kyon Kar bhaite Hum Mahabbat Bewafa se,
Hum Sonch Rahe the

Sad Shayari - Tanhayi Shayari

Dor Kahin, Ek Piple ki Dehleez pe Bhite,
Hum Apne dil ke Sulgane Ka sabab Soch Rahe The

Jala Ke Chal Diye Hamara Dil
Wo Kyon, Ye Sonch Rahe the....

Kyon Kar bhaite Hum Mahabbat Bewafa se,
Hum Sonch Rahe the

Mazahiya Shayari - Urdu Sher

1) Un se pocha Jo Chand Nikalta Hain Kis Tarah se
Apni Zulfon Ko Rokh pe Jatak Diya Ke Yun

2) Ya rab nigahe naaz par bhi kyon na ho licen
wo bhi to qatal karti hai talwar ki tarah.

3) Is dunya ne meri wafa ka kitna uncha mol diya,
pairon mein janjire dali hatho mein kaskol diya,
jab bhi koi inam mila mera naam bhi bhool gaye,
jab koi iljam laga mujh par la kar dool diya,
ab chahe andhi aye ya phir toofan aye,
maine bas aahat payi aur darwaza khula chod diya.

Mazahiya Shayari - Urdu Sher

1) Un se pocha Jo Chand Nikalta Hain Kis Tarah se
Apni Zulfon Ko Rokh pe Jatak Diya Ke Yun

2) Ya rab nigahe naaz par bhi kyon na ho licen
wo bhi to qatal karti hai talwar ki tarah.

3) Is dunya ne meri wafa ka kitna uncha mol diya,
pairon mein janjire dali hatho mein kaskol diya,
jab bhi koi inam mila mera naam bhi bhool gaye,
jab koi iljam laga mujh par la kar dool diya,
ab chahe andhi aye ya phir toofan aye,
maine bas aahat payi aur darwaza khula chod diya.

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Bengali : Shopno-Rajye ... Just time pass ... ( Just time pass in the land of dreams )

Badhhbo ei sohortake,
Badhhbo ebar niyom kore,
Niyom bhangar modhye niyom,
Notun kore tulbo gorey ....


Kake ????


Go-raar dike janiye rakhi,
Manush niyei aeto kotha,
Manush na hole pore,
Monne aj peona baethha ....


Ki bhabchhyi ...


Chinta dharar sorgyo rajye,
Roshid niye koshhbo aabar,
Bhabnaguloy bhaab jomiye,
Tomar sathe boshhbo aebar ....


Bhoy pai ....


Hay bhoy laage boddo bote,
Camouflager jaa chhora-chhori,
Aluddome paa pichhle,
Bhalor na hoy golay dori ....


ki korbo ???? ki kortey pari ???


Aha .... aeto soja bujhle na bhai,
Bodle debo shobaike aj,
Monde debo bhalo dhele,
Deboi debo bichitro saaj ....


kothay jeno ekta khotka .....


Achchya .... etyo kotha bollam je,
Boshhey achho chupti kore,
Chaona ki tumi aamar moton,
Bolei felona ektu norechorey ....


Poriskar noy .... tai utyor naa .... Tobu ....


Badhhbo ei sohortake,
Badhhbo ebar niyom kore,
Chhoriye debo bhhorer aalo,
Badhhbo manush bhalor dor-ey ....

AM I CUTE? TEST call, if im cute

AM I CUTE? TEST
call, if i m cute
miss call, if i m gorgeous
Text back if i m pretty
Text a joke if i m charming
Just ignore if u r jealous

I want u … To be with me In a

I want u …To be with me In a nice Restaurent
To have candle light dinner…. &
to say those sweet three words to U….
“Pay The Bill”

Judai ki kasak liye

Judai ki kasak liye
teri yaad se jura aansoo
har shab meri aankh se tapka hay
guzry kal ki terha aaj ka din bhi
tum bin udaas guzarta hay … !!!

U r 1 of d most cute persons in d world

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..

99/100 idiots would try it

Fact1: You can not touch
your lower lip with your tounge…

Fact2: After reading this,
99/100 idiots would try it.

Tamam baywaqoofun ko ….

Tamam bewaqufon
ko ittala di jati hai….
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.
.
.
.
.
.
Aap to aise parh rahe hen
jaise ye ittala aap k liye ho..

Bengali : Dol-Chhut ( Alone within the group.... )

Ekhon shokal saat-ta,

Boddo ghum pachhche,
Joto shopno adhar jeno,
Saekol take baadhchhey,
Tobu unthhtey hobe ....tai uthhi,
Tairi kori tantey lashhh .....hashfash....
Keu nei,
Ami dolchhut ....




Ekhon dupur char-tey,
Bikel bollei bhalo hoto,
Aj khaowa hoyni.... Ghumm pachchyilo,
Kaj kortey ichchya korchhilo na,
Tai bhabnay dubiye diyechhilam monntake,
Hothat chomke uthle bujhtey pari,
Keu nei,
Ami dolchhut .....




Ekhon ratri du-to,
Ajker dinta seshh,
Mantey ichchye korchhey na,
Aro kichhu jodi pai,
Pele hoto beshh,
Shobai shutey gechhey,
Ami jege,
Keu nei,
Ami dolchhut .....

Bengali : Pagol ( Crazy... )

Pagol mane footpathhey,
Nongra kichhu shobdo ....


Pagol mane shiter raatey,
Bhishon bhabe jobdo ....


Pagol mane lukiye pora,
oshadharoner bhir .....


Pagol mane bidhir daane,
Hariye fera nir ....


Pagol mane khuje fera,
Bhobishyoter mane .....


Pagolke manush jane,
Pagol ki ta jane ......???

On this special day

On this special day,
best wishes go to you,
that this wonderful love u share,
lasts ur lifetime through.
Happy anniversary to you my Love

Long after our anniversary

Long after our anniversary
And
this greeting has been thrown away
Think of the thought behind it,
Each and everyday,
Happy Anniversary

How true my feelings were

How true my feelings were
I found out to be The best thing
in my life Was when you married me
Thank you my loving wife(loving Husband),
For the years we share I know one
thing for sure We make a wonderful pair

Nothing in this world Could ever be

Nothing in this world Could ever be
As wonderful as the love You’ve given me
Your love makes my days so very bright,
just knowing you’re my darling wife(Husband).
Happy Wedding Anniversary

I LOVE U are words just three

I LOVE U are words just three,
which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY.
so this is what i want to say,
live in my heart n there 4 ever stay!

Marriage is that relation between

Marriage is that relation between
man and women in which
the Independence is Equal,the Dependence mutual and
the Obligation Reciprocal”.
Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.

He came at night, explored my body ….

He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit,
sucked,
swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left,
i was hurt,
...BLOODY
…MOSQUITO !!!!

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

A beautiful girl goes to Professor

A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
saythat i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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Books And Study

Can kids of our age have kids?

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:“can kids of our age have kids?”
Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”
Boy said to girl :“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.

It’s too tight

Girl:It’s 2 tight
Boy:Don’t worry,I’ll do it slowly,
Gal:Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I can’t,
Gal:It’s painful,
Boy:Forget it.....
We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!

Full Time Masti … Non stop fun

6 Inch ka hai..
Size normal he..
Mazboot he..
Ziyadah mota bhi nahin he..
2 larkiyan dekh chuki hain..
Lena he to bolo?
Full Time Masti
Non stop Fun
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Let me kiss your lips

Let me kiss ur lips,
let me feel ur teeth,
let me feel ur tongue.
SMILE!This is ur friend“PEPSODENT”reminding you to brush ur teeth,
Twice a day Everyday