Joke of the Day

Santa ke ghar me ek billi rehti thi...Santa tang aake use kahi chodd aaya...Ghar aaya to billi pehle ghar ponch chuki thi..Santa dobara use door chodd aaya..Billi fir usse pehle ghar ponch gyi...Santa got angry...Ab billi ko bahut hee door chodd ne gya...Wahan se wife ko phone kiya - billi ghar paunch gyi k nahi??

Wife - Ponch gyi hai..

Santa : Us kamini se bol mujhe aa ke le jaye..Mein rasta bhool gya hoon :)))

Joke of the Day

Santa: Dad Apne Padosi ki Ladki ko English nahi aati,

Father: Tujhe Kaise Pta?????

Santa: Maine Kha "GIVE ME A SWEET KISS" to Thappad Maar Kar Chali Gyi :))))

Santa Cleverness

Santa was giving railway interview:
Interviewer- What to do to avoid train accidents?
Santa answers Speed breaker should be made on railway tracks
Ha ha ha ha

Joke of the day

Why 3 idiots is a super hit movie but not a super duper hit movie ??
Ans :- Because kareena ne 1 baar bhi nahi bola ki "Jahanpana Tusi great ho tohfa kabool karo"

Joke of the day

Santa Found Cigarette in Daughter's Room then think OH GOD she smokes?
after searching more Found Wine then again think OH GOD she drinks?
Then he saw a boy in his room and ask THANK GOD to ye sab es ladke ka hai :)))))

Joke of the Day

Santa to his Wife on Suhaag Raat

Soniye teinu apne 2 bullan naal kujh kar k dikhavan??

Wife - haaye main mar javan, kro ji....

Santa - BurrrrBurrrrBurrraaaaaaaaaaaaa :))))))))

Height of Technical Overdose ?

A computer software engineer falling from the roof of a multi-story building & shouting F1 F1 instead of help...help... :))))

Funny Joke

Boy: Chalte Chalte Yuhi Ruk Jaata Hu Mai,
Baithe Baithe Kahin Kho Jaata Hu Mai,
Kya Yehi Pyar Hai ???

Girl: Nahi Ye Kamzori Hai,
Subah-Sham GLUCOSE Piya Kro :)))))))))