WAKE UP CHAMPU

WAKE UP CHAMPU

Pareshaan thi Champu ki wife
Non-happening thi jo uski life
Champu ko na milta tha aaram
Office main karta kaam hi kaam

Champu ke boss bhi the bade cool
Promotion ko har baar jate the bhul
Par bhulte nahi the wo deadline
Kaam to karwate the roz till nine

Champu bhi banna chata tha best
Isliye to wo nahi karta tha rest
Din raat karta wo boss ki gulami
Onsite ke ummid main deta salami

Din guzre aur guzre fir saal
Bura hota gaya Champu ka haal
Champu ko ab kuch yaad na rehta tha
Galti se Biwi ko Behenji kehta tha

Aakhir ek din Champu ko samjh aaya
Aur chod di usne Onsite ki moh maya
Boss se bola, "Tum kyon satate ho ?"
"Onsite ke laddu se buddu kyun banate ho"

"Promotion do warna chala jaunga"
"Onsite dene par bhi wapis na aunga"
Boss haans ke bola "Nahi koi baat"
"Abhi aur bhi Champus hai mere paas"

"Yeh duniya Champuon se bhari hai"
"Sabko bas aage badhne ki padi hai"
"Tum na karoge to kisi aur se karunga"
"Tumhari tarah Ek aur Champu banaunga"

Employee woh hai

Employee woh hai
jo aksar fasta hai
interviews ke sawaal me
badi companiyon ke jal me
boss aur client ke bawaal me

Employee woh hai
jise intezaar hai
weekend night par dhoom machane ka
boss ke chhuti par jane ka
increment ki khabar aane ka

Employee woh hai
jo sochta hai
kaash padhai par dhyaan diya hota
kaash teacher se panga na liya hota
kaash ishq na kiya hota.....

Employeewoh hai
jo pak gaya   hai
meetings ki jhelai me
submissions ki gehraai me
teamwork ki chataai me

Employeewoh hai
jo laga rahta hai
schedule ko fislane me
targets ko khiskane me
roz naye naye bahane banaane me

Employee woh hai
jo lunch time me breakfast leta hai
dinner time me lunch karta hai aur
commutation ke waqt soya karta hai

Employee woh hai
jo paagal hai
chai aur samose ke pyaar mey
cigarette ke khumar mey
birdwatching ke wichaar mey

Employee woh hai
jo khoya hai
reminders ke jawab me
na milne wale hisab me

Behtar bhavisya ke khwab me

Funny Shayari - Online Shayari

I just feel u….
Whenever I feel u….I just miss u …..Whenever i miss u ….I just wanna See u ….Do u know why…….
It’s juts because …………
******I LOVE CARTOONS******* ______________________________________________________________

Jubse tumhe dekha hai,
Mera
Raat koDin koSubha koSham koKhate waqtpeete waqtSote waqtJagte waqt
Hans hans k bura haal he

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Suno
Mehsoos karo
Badal ki garaj
Bijli ki chamak
Barish ki ek ek boond
Tumse
Cheekh cheekh ker kah rahi hai????“NAHA LO”EID Bohut door hay

Funny Shayari

Apne Aagaaz Se Aaaj tak Zindagi
Teri Hi Yaad Main Gum Rahi
Phir Bhi Jaane Kyon Yeh Ihsaas Hai
Jaise Chaahat Meri Kam Rahi

Khuda kare tujhe khushiyan hazaar mile

Khuda kare tujhe khushiyan hazaar mile,
Mujhse bhi achcha yaar mile,


Meri girlfriend tujhe bandhe RAKHI,
Aur ek AUR behan ka pyaar mile...


Happy RAKSHA BANDHAN

Na Maa ke pyaar se

Na Maa ke pyaar se,
Na Daddy ke maar se,

Na doston ki fatkaar se,
Na ladki ki inkaar se....

Aur na hi chapplon ki bauchar se

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Tujh jaise aashiq sudhrenge to,
RAKHI ke hathiyaar se

Kal Mila Waqt To Zulfain Teri Suljha Doonga

Kal Mila Waqt To Zulfain Teri Suljha Doonga
Aaaj Uljha Hoon Zara Waqt Ke Sulajhne Main
Yoon To Sulajh Jatee hain Uljhee Zulfain
Umar Kat Jati Hai Waqt Ke Sulajhne Main