Joke of the Day

Santa: Dad Apne Padosi ki Ladki ko English nahi aati,

Father: Tujhe Kaise Pta?????

Santa: Maine Kha "GIVE ME A SWEET KISS" to Thappad Maar Kar Chali Gyi :))))

Height of Technical Overdose ?

A computer software engineer falling from the roof of a multi-story building & shouting F1 F1 instead of help...help... :))))

Funny Joke

Boy: Chalte Chalte Yuhi Ruk Jaata Hu Mai,
Baithe Baithe Kahin Kho Jaata Hu Mai,
Kya Yehi Pyar Hai ???

Girl: Nahi Ye Kamzori Hai,
Subah-Sham GLUCOSE Piya Kro :)))))))))