Maloomati sawal?

Dopahar k khana ko english main kia khatay hain,

Aur ager us k akhri do alfaz kat do to kya banta hai?

Drust jawab diya toh sare ka sara tum la layna!!

Suhag Raat

Suhag rat thi. Sas ne derwaza zor s bazaya. Dulhan bhag ker perde ke peche chup gaye.

Saas k jane k bad huby bola: tum dari kion, ami thi,

dulhan: Oh ! ma samjhi chapa per gaya.

Hindi Funny SMS

Ek din chamatkaar ho gaya…



Mallika ke dil main aatamhatya ka vichar ho gaya….



Dono taage faila ke woh rail ki patri pe let gayee…..



Dusre din NEWS aayi…





RAJDHANI EXPRESS kho gayi……

How Will I Become Uncle?

Pathan kam sunta tha Behan apni ruksati py roty hue boli Bhai me JUDAI brdasht nai kr skti

Pathan: behna CHUDAI to brdasht krni pregi wrna hm mamu kese bane ga!

Aids

Kya Aap Sex Karna Chahte Hai,
Kya Aap Kabhi Condom Use Karte Hai,
Kya Aap Aids Hone Se Darte Hai,
To Aap Apne Haath Ka Isstemaal Kyu Nahi Karte Hai ,
Haath Chale Toh AIDS Talle...

Funny Adult Insult

Ek Party Mein Ladka Ladki Se Puchta Hai “Tum Kitne Bhai Behan Ho?”

Ladki: “Six”

Ladka: “Kyu, Maa Baap Ko Koi Aur Kaam Nahi Thha Kya”

Ladki: “What About You?”

Ladka: “Only One”

Ladki: “Kyu Baap Ki Gand Mein Dum Nahi Thha Kya“

Mehfil-e-Sex

Mehfil-e-sex sajao to kuchh baat bane ..
Daulat-e-kiss lutao to koi baat bane..
Doodh Glass se peena gawara nahi ..
Seedha mummay se pilwao to koi baat bane
hum nay lun pay hath rakh k pukara hai tumhain
choot pass laoo tu koee bat banay

Quiz Competition

larka : lun keya hai ?

Call Girl : Tool to Fuck.

Larka : Choot keya hai ?

Call Girl : Jahan Lun jata hai..

Boy : aur mummay….?

Call Girl : saale tu chodne aaya hai ya Quiz competition khelne ?

Detergent

Santa: Yaar maine ek naye Detergent se apna underwear dhoya tha, wo chhota ho gaya.
Ab kya karoon?

Banta: Simple , ab tu us detergent se apni gaand bhi dho le.

Gayan ki batein

1. Gaand khujana :- Chintan karna

2. Gaand ghishna :- Parishram karna

3. Gaand Dikhana :- samasya se door bhagna

4. Gaand mein ungli karna :- Samasya Paida karna

5. Gaand mein balli karna:- Kaam ke liye kisi ko baar baar tokna

6. Gaand Jalna :- Irshya karna

7. Gaand Fatna :- Darr Jana

8. Gaand Marna :- Dushmani Nikalna

9. Gaand Marwana :- Gulami karna

10. Gaand mein Teetar ke Baal hona :- Bahut Active hona

11. Gaand pe Laat marna :- Reject karna

12. Gaand mein Ghushna:- Peeche par jana

13. Gaand Toadna :- Patak kar marna

14. Gaand Chodna :- Peeche se hamla karna

15. Gaand Chatna :- Chamchagiri Karna

16. Gaand mein Keeda:- Email chahe jitna Lamba ho Pura Padhana

Agar Tum Mil Jaao Tu

PREMI
Agar tum mil jaao tu tumhein chud dein gey hum
paa kar choot teri sab kuch chod dein gey hum
bas teri hi tangon ki vadi ka nizara lein gey hum
bina tere kissi aur ko nah lun piyara dein gey hum
agar tum mil jaao............................................

PREETI
darti hoon tumhari in baton mein nah aa jaon mein
sun kar tahreef apni dhoka nah kha jaaon mein
jee tu kehta hey tum ko apne dil mein basa loon mein
tere is piyare se lun ko choot mein chuppa loon mein
agar tum wahda............................................. ........

PREMI
komal ho nazak ho chudne ka ehzaz rahey ga humein
aur iss lun se chudwaane ka naaz rahey ga tumhein
tum ko nah ho koi takleef yeh lehaaz rahey ga humein
gar tum mil jaao.............................................. ..........

PREETI
tum ne sahi kaha sahi kehtey ho sahi kaho gey
yaqeen karo mere dil mein tum samaay raho gey
bol ke tu dekho mein maanoon gi tum jo kaho gey
kitna maza aey ga meri tangon mein jab kho jao gey.
gar tumhein paa sakoon......................................

PREMI

lun ko hey zid yeh choot mein khelna chahta hey
kuch der geeli garam choot mein rehna chahta hey
shararti hey bahut kheley ga choot ko khujae ga
khujate khujate choot ko thak kar aanso bahaaye ga
aur phir thori der aur reh kar wahn bahir aa jata hey
gar tum ander jaane do
PREETI

choot mein meri tu har waqt khujli hoti hey
lakh koshish ki koi khujane wala milta nahein
tadap tadap jati hoon bina khujaey jab yeh roti hey
kiya karon mein ungliun se bhi kaam chalta nahein
gar tumhein paa sakoon tu......................................
PREMI

phir jaan e man maan jao jaane do ander lun ko
mille gi shaanti choot ko aur tere sunder mun ko
bas ab tum tangein apni zara sii aur khol do
sukhi rahey choot rasta milley jane ka ander lun ko
gar tum maan jaao.............................................. ..

PREETI

iss ko bolo ander jaaey aur kuch tu kare
khujli mitt jaaey aaj itna choot ko ragde
khele koodey yeh beshak oodham machaay
paani paani ho jaon mein yun choot khujaaey
gar tumko paa sakoon....................................

PREMI

dekho ab yeh kitne shauq se ander jaa aa raha hey
phisalta koodta ragadta sukh de aur paa rah hey .
yeh sar apna tum meri jaan kiun phatak rahi ho
lagta hey vadiun mein saroor ki bhatak rahi ho
yun hi bhatakti raho essa saroor dein gey hum

PREETI

kuch nah poocho kitna maza mujhey aa rah hey
kesse yeh lucha choot mein aa aur jaa rah hey.
kiya kahoon kiya hey akhir is ki khujahat mein
jee kare mein apni jaan de doon iski chahat mein
gar tumhari chahat ..............................................

PREMI

accha ab kuch jhatke kuch dhake zor se lagane do
garden mein daldo hath tum tangein ooper uthane do
haan bas isi treh neeche se hilo lun ko aane jane do
tum ko mil giya jeeven niya mujhey bhi maza pane do
gar tum yun hi .................................................. .........

PREETI



mujhey milli raahat itni paseena paseena saari hoon
ji chay choomon chatoon lun ki mein itni ubhari hoon
ab tu meri chah hey jab tum chaho mujhey chud lena
jesse aaj bhri hey choot lun ne issi treh bhar dena

GAR TUM MILL JAAO

Parrot

Ek ladka muth maar raha tha.tabhi uska chhota bhai kamre mein aa gaya,usne poochha," Bhaiya yeh kyaa kar rahe ho?"

ladke ne kaha,"main apne tote se khel raha hun",

chhota ladka bola,"main aapke tote ko khila du"?

ladke ne kaha -ok
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.next day bade Ladke ki aankhen hospital mein khuli..than he asked his little brother."main yahaan kaise aaya?"
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little boy replied,"bhaiya ,jab main aapke tote ko khila raha tha to achanak usne mere uper thook diya.mujhe gussa aa gaya .MAINE US TOTE KE DONO ANDE PHOD DIYE AUR USKE GHONSLE MEIN AAG LAGAA DI.

P.C.O

Ek Baar Ek Sardarji P.C.O Pe Call Karne Gaye

Chair Par Ek Lady Operator Bethi Thhi

Ladki Boli: “Sardar Ji Kithe Karna Hai?”

Sardar Ji: “Vekh Kudiye, Kursi Te Taan Hovega Nahi, Zameen Te Hi Bora Vicha Lende Haan“

Doctor And Patient

Ek Aadmi Badi Pareshani Ki Halat Mein Doctor Ke Pass Gaya

Doctor: “Kya Problem Hai?”

Mariz: “Vaada Karo Ki Aap Hasoge Nahi”

Doctor: “Ok, I Promise”

Mariz Apni Pant Kholkar Lund Dikhata Hai, Jo Tili Jaisa Patla Hota Hai

Doctor: “Haha, Ok Whats The Problem?”

Mariz: “Is mein Sujan Hai“

Urdu Vs punjabi

1)bhai jan ap mujhe preshan kr rhe ho. Yar tu ki bond leni kiti A.

2) Maine ap ko kya keh diya hai ? MAI Kera teri bund marli A.

3) Mai abi apko theek karta hoo= dina mein teri pain nu Lun.

4) Yeh sab kisne kiya ? Aa kine pain yoay A ?

5) Mai apko pasand nahi karta= Mai teri bund v ni marda.

6)apne jana hai to jaen= phudi maa di ch wr.

7)ap mre sth free q ho rhe ho. Lun te q chri jana.

8) Ap bohat chalak insan ho. Tu bra pain yak A

Funny SmS

Ek admi ki shalwar wali jaib pe zip lagy hoi thy.

darzi jaib ko kpra lagana bhol gya.

ek chor ne zip khol k hath dala tu bola.
Ooo Teri.....

aidy wadi topi te 5 hazar wale note te v nai hondi...

Faraz Adult SMS

Ch00s Leta Me Un Hassen MAMMOO k0 Faraz..!!

Per Uskay ganday BREZAR Ny irada badal dia….??