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Tere Pyar ki chabhi mil na saki,mere dil ka tala toot gaya
Thane me report likhwadi hai,mujhe ghar ka bhedi loot gaya

Ek tala hoto khol bhi loon is dar pe to hain lakhon tale
Tale pe nazar allah ki hai chabhi ka nasiba phoot gaya

Is shakal ka hal sochne ko lohar bhi mere saath gaya
Mere paas na jab nikle paise lohar bhi mujhse rooth gaya

Kis shouq se maine jane ada aakar tera daman pakda tha
Jab teri mummi ne dekh liya mere hath se daman choot gaya

Dil hi nahi tere mahfil me joote bhi churay jate hain
kal teri chappal ghayab thi aaj hamara boot gaya


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Beghair Mirchon ka salan paka liya maine
Ki ek goongi ko apna bana liya maine
Kisi ne dekh liya jab bhi uske photo ko
To sherwani me fauran chupa liya maine

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How did an intelligent boy propose to a girl,
He took the girl along with him on a boat and in,
the middle of the river said:
"Love me or leave the boat.

2 eyes are best friends.
Both blink together, move,
Cry, see & sleep together,
But if they see a girl only 1 blinks,
Moral:A girl can break any relation.

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Tuhar SMS Jab Awat Hai
Hamar Rom Rom Khil Jawat Hai
Badan Ma Gudgudi Howat Hai
Esma Tumar SMS Ka Kaunu Kasur Nahi Hai
Sasura Hamar Virator On Rahat Hai!!!!! ;)

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Bhakt - Bhagwan! Mujhe dard De, dukh de, mujhe barbad kar de, mere piche har muskil laga de.

Bhagwan - Abe!!! paheli kyon bhuja raha hai sale, ek line main bol na Girl Friend chaiye!