Banta PURI LIFE ONLY 1 THING SOCHTE SOCHTE MAR GAYA KI MERE ko TO 2 BROTHERS HAI PHIR MERI SISTER KE 3 BROTHERS KAISE.
SLAM BOOK filled by Santa.
1. Strength: My wife,Jeeto.
2. Weakness: Banta's wife,Preeto.
3. Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour.
4. Threat: When I am on tour.
Teacher: make a sentence in which 1 word repeated 4 times
Banta: lara dutta marries brian lara and she becomes lara lara
Teacher: is line ki english banao, "usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya".
Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan....
Santa went to mysore palace.
Tourist guide - santaji plz dont sit there, its Tipu sultan's chair
Santa - oye dont worry yaar i'll get up wen he comes.!!..
============= Courtsey: Swapnita Rath ==============
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