I LOVE U are words just three

I LOVE U are words just three,
which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY.
so this is what i want to say,
live in my heart n there 4 ever stay!

Marriage is that relation between

Marriage is that relation between
man and women in which
the Independence is Equal,the Dependence mutual and
the Obligation Reciprocal”.
Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.

He came at night, explored my body ….

He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit,
sucked,
swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left,
i was hurt,
...BLOODY
…MOSQUITO !!!!

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

A beautiful girl goes to Professor

A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
saythat i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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Books And Study

Can kids of our age have kids?

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:“can kids of our age have kids?”
Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”
Boy said to girl :“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.

It’s too tight

Girl:It’s 2 tight
Boy:Don’t worry,I’ll do it slowly,
Gal:Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I can’t,
Gal:It’s painful,
Boy:Forget it.....
We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!