Mindblowing Question...

An Indian and an American are seated next to each other on a flight from
Los Angeles to New York. The American asks if he would
like to play a fun-game.
The Indian, tired, just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and
rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.
The American persists and explains that the game is easy
and a lot of fun.
He says, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you
pay
me $5, and vice versa."
Again, the Indian declines and tries to get some sleep.
The American, now worked up, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer,
you
pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I'll pay you $500."
This gets the Indian's attention and, figuring there will be no end to
this
torment, agrees to the game.
The American asks the first question, "What's the distance from the
earth
to the moon?"
The Indian doesn't say a word, reaches into his wallet, pulls out a $5
bill
and hands it to the American.
"Okay," says the American, "Your turn."
So the Indian asks, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down
with four legs?"
The American thinks about it. No answer.
Puzzled, he takes out his laptop computer and searches
all his references. No answer!
He taps into the air-phone with his modem and searches
the Internet and the Library of Congress. No answer.
Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and
co-workers.
Checks the input. All to no avail!
Finally, a long time later, he wakes the Indian and hands him $500.
The Indian thanks him and turns back to get his sleep.
The American, more than a little miffed, stirs the Indian and asks,

"Well, what's the answer?"
Without a word, the Indian reaches into his purse, hands the American
$5,
and goes back to sleep!

Great One by God

WOMAN AND GOD

A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
While on the operating table she had a near death experience.

Seeing God She asked "Is my time up?" God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live"

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a Facelift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair color.

Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.

After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.

Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 40 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?"

(You'll love this!!!)

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God replied,
"I didn't recognize you."

Ghayal Coder - dialogues mast ......

Latest dialogues from the movie "Ghayal Coder" under production:

Sunny Deol: Bench pe bench, bench pe bench, Log paglon ki tarah training mein raat raat bhar padhte rahe aur unhe mili toh sirf bench!

Analysisi of algorithm karte karte unki khudki life ban gayi ek unsolvable algorithm aur unhe bhi mili to sirf bench!

Training ke baad proj milega, phir appraisal hoga, phir onsite jaoonga isi soch mein logon ne training clear kar di aur
unhe bhi mili toh sirf bench!

Bench par baithe baithe log khud ban gaye hai ek bench, aur phir bhi unhe mili toh bench!

Sunny Deol: Chaddha samjao ise....
Coding karne ke liye jo jigar chahiye hota hai wo kisi bazaar mein nahi milta...
Coder use lekar paida hota hai....

Sunny Deol: Aur jab yeh Java ka code kisi Dotnet wale ko karna pad jata hai na,
Toh coder uth ta nahi, balki is duniya se uth jaata hai............

Sunny Deol: Bazaar main aise code bahot milte lekin unko chalane k liye jo seena chaiye hta hai who ek coder lekar paida hta hai

Developer Nana Patekar's dialogue:
Bang Bang Bang...(on the keyboard)...

Ye dekho ...
Ye 'C' ka code.. ye 'C++' ka code... Ye dono mila diya...

Ab bata tester - 'C' ka kaunsa, 'C++' ka kaunsa???

Jab banane waale ne ismein koi farak nahi kiya to tum kaun ho farak karne waale.... Bata bata

College ke din bollywood style ....

1. college ------- yaadein

2.pricipal ------ Jaani Dushman

3.classes ------- kabhi kabhi

4.canteen------- kabhi alvida na kehna

5.course -------- godzilla

6.exams -------- kalyug

7.examination hall---- chamber of secret

8.exam-time ---------- qayamat se qayamt tak

9. question paper --------- paheli

10.answer paper ---------- kora kagaz

11.cheating ---------- aksar/chupke chupke

12. paper out ---------- plan

13.examiner ------------- the killer

14.last exam ----------- independence day

15.paper correction --------- andha kanoon

16.marks ----------- assambhav

17.result ----------- murder

18.pass ------------ ajjoba/ chamatkar

19. fail ----------- devdas

20.supplementary ------- aakhri raasta

21.vacation ------------- waah life hoto aisi

Current world financial situation Indian way

Once upon a time in a village in India , a man announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10.

The villagers seeing there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them.
The man bought thousands at $10, but, as the supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their efforts. The man further announced that he would now buy at $20. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again.

Soon the supply diminished even further and people started going back to their farms. The offer rate increased to $25 and the supply of monkeys became so little that it was an effort to even see a monkey, let alone catch it!

The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at $50! However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now act as buyer, on his behalf.

In the absence of the man, the assistant told the villagers: ' Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has collected. I will sell them to you at $35 and when he returns from the city, you can sell them back to him for $50. '

The villagers squeezed together their savings and bought all the monkeys.

Then they never saw the man or his assistant again, only monkeys everywhere!

Bengali : Nesha .... ( Addiction )

Khub dukhyo pele,
Monn chhurey di neshar buke,
Se firiye deyna....


Nijeke tar kachhey mukto kori,
Ongko koshey shikto kori,
Se mana korena ....


Shob seshhey klantir arek naam somapti,
Se bole,
Cholo ...Othho... aro ekbar,
Onek kichhu baki achhey ....


Neshha emoni,
Ek chondrobindu amar kachhey ....

The Warrior

I sit still,
With my head facing earth,
And eyes wide shut,
I hear you come,
Your heavy footsteps lead your way,
Dark & Fast .....


I am a warrior,
I have won many evenings,
And have cherished them at the start of the day,
I am waiting for you,
I hear you come my way ....


Now you seem to move fast at me,
Your eyes spreading lots of anger,
You call me by my name,
You mock me,
You don't know,
I am a warrior ....


Now i can feel you shadows,
Now i can feel your strength,
I jump to your neighbor,
And then to your chest,
My dagger cuts your throat,
You are dead,
It was fast,
As you body sway,
You didn't know who i am,
I am the Warrior,
I have never lost my day .....