Urdu Gazal - Urdu Sad Gazal - Urdu Sad Shayari

Mere ashq jitne nikalte rahe
Diye meri palko pe jalte rahe

Wo lamho ki kaisi mulakat thi
Ki taa jeesta arma machalte rahe

Wo shikve gile karke chup ho gaye
Magar karvaten hum badalte rahe

Kisi ne bujhane ki kosis na ki
Jo ghar jal rahe the wo jalte rahe

Nasheman hamara jala to jala
tumhare to arma nikalte rahe

'Shoeb' jalne walon ka kya tajkira
sada jalne wale to jalte rahe.

Joke of the century

Once 3 Sardars decided to go on a picnic.

When they got there, they realized that they had forgotten the soda.
The youngest Sardar said he would go home & get it if they wouldn't eat the snacks until he got back.
The other two agreed to wait patiently.
An hour went by,

Then a Day,
followed by a week,
a month,
finally a year...


the 2 Sardars said
'oh, come on, let's eat the snacks'

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Suddenly the Young Sardar popped up from behind a rock and said


'If you do like this, I won't go.'

Read it carefully upto the bottom!................Its funny & Interesting !!!!!!!!!

7 Auditors and 7 Doctors are going from PUNE to Mumbai.

So they both gather at Pune Station.

Both groups are desperately trying to prove their...............
superiority.


SCENE 1 (PUNE- MUMBAI) :

7 Auditors take only 1 Ticket and 7 doctors buy all 7 tickets..

Doctors are desperately waiting for TC to come......

When TC arrives,
All 7 Auditors get in one toilet So when TC knocks ,

one hand come out with the ticket and the TC goes....... away....

NOW on return Journey All of them don't get a direct trainto PUNE.

So they all decide to take a Passenger till Lonavala, from there they
can easily get a LOCAL to PUNE


SCENE 2 (MUMBAI - LONAVALA) :

Doctors decided, "this time we will prove that we too are equal"....

All 7 Doctors take 1 Ticket................ Auditors don't buy any ticket

at all!!!!!........................TC arrives....

ALL DOCTORS IN ONE TOILET.ALL AUDITORS IN THE OPPOSITE ONE..

One Auditor gets out and knocks the door of Doctors toilet, One hand
comes with the tickets,
he takes the ticket and comes in Auditors Bathroom...

TC DRIVES out ALL the doctors from the toilet and they are heavily fined !


SCENE 3 ( LONAVALA) :

SO now both the group r on LONAVALA station.

Doctors planning their move for last chance, they board the
local to Pune.

This time doctors decide that they will play the same(1 ticket) trick.

ALL Doctors take 1 tickets...................Auditors BUY all 7
tickets this time..............

SO TC Comes.. All Auditors showed their tickets.....

Doctors are still searching for toilet in the...............LOCAL
train...........


Conclusion: Technically intelligent people are geniuses, don't mess
with ................Auditors.

This is priceless !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table.
She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.'
The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband.'
The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.
The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again.
I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.'
The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.
So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!...the husband became 92 years old.
The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful should remember
fairies are female.....

General Shayaris

Kal Mila Waqt To Zufain Teri Suljha Doonga..Aaaj Uljha Hoon Zara Waqt Ke Sulajhne Main..Yoon To Sulajh Jatee hain Uljhee Zulfain..Umar Kat Jati Hai Waqt Ke Sulajhne Main...

ishq ka dard uthega tere dil mein bhi kabhi naa kabhi,tu bhi muzhe chahegi dil-o-jaan se kabhi naa kabhi,gar mein tuzhe paa naa sakaa to shayad kuch gam naa hoga muzhe,par tu muzhe paayegi is janam mein kabhi naa kabhi,

iss jahan mein kab kisi ka dard apnatay hain logrukh hawa kar dekh kar aksar badal jatay hain log

Bewafa Shayaris

kabhi to ki hogi chand ne suraj se mohabbat tabhi to chand me daag hai mumkinn hai ki hogi suraj ne bewafai tabhi to suraj mein itni aag hai

Humare samne humari mehfil main aye baithe hain,Apne haathon ko sine se lagaye baithen hain,humne poocha ke haaton main kya hai,Bahana bana diya, haathon main mehndi lagye baithe hain.

UNKA KHWABO ME AANA UNKA KASUR THA, UNSE DIL LAGANA HAMARA KASUR THA, WOH AYE THE MERI ZINDAGI ME PAL DO PAL KE LIYE, UNKO ZINDAGI SAMAJ LENA HAMARA KASUR THA.

Sona Ghaat Ka Pujari

Recently I have visited urdu rasala and found very interesting novel. I was not able to stop me till finishing reading the end of that novel. Its name is Sona Ghaat Ka Pujari. I have given this link here for those might be interested to read them too. Be careful, you have to login before you can read it. Registartion is however free for everyone.

The story of this novel moves around a person who is fond of adventures. While working as Govt. Servant, he was involved in the secrets of a Pujari having so many tales famous about him. He was living a solid life even after his death.

The hero then started his journey to reveal this truth and finally encounter with so many magical powers. Some times against them and mostly being a slave of them. No doubt, it has been a great urdu novel I have ever read.

Another novel that I have started at UrduRasala.com is Soloman. There are only two episodes uploaded yet. But this story is picking its peak.