He came at night, explored my body ….

He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit,
sucked,
swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left,
i was hurt,
...BLOODY
…MOSQUITO !!!!

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

A beautiful girl goes to Professor

A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
saythat i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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.
.
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.
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Books And Study

Can kids of our age have kids?

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:“can kids of our age have kids?”
Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”
Boy said to girl :“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.

It’s too tight

Girl:It’s 2 tight
Boy:Don’t worry,I’ll do it slowly,
Gal:Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I can’t,
Gal:It’s painful,
Boy:Forget it.....
We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!

Full Time Masti … Non stop fun

6 Inch ka hai..
Size normal he..
Mazboot he..
Ziyadah mota bhi nahin he..
2 larkiyan dekh chuki hain..
Lena he to bolo?
Full Time Masti
Non stop Fun
Mera….LG KG 195

Let me kiss your lips

Let me kiss ur lips,
let me feel ur teeth,
let me feel ur tongue.
SMILE!This is ur friend“PEPSODENT”reminding you to brush ur teeth,
Twice a day Everyday