Funny Apology Letter - Sure to make you LOL

A School Master from a remote rural area in Bihar was transferred to a new School in Delhi. He reported for duty two days after the actual date of joining. Consequently he was asked for an explanation in writing... below is his apology letter to the Head of the School, read on, its the funniest letter.

Deer sur,
If small small mistakes getting inside my letter, I big you pardon, ass I am not a good englis speaker.
This is my fist vijit to Dali. Stickly speaking, I wanted to joint your school more fastly, but for the following region, too much time lost in getting slipper reservation in three-tyre compartment.
I tolded I has head ache problem due to migration. Still the clerk rejected to give ticket to I and my sun. I putted a complain on station masterji. He said I to go to the lady clerk.
At first she also rejected. I then pressed for long time and finally with great difficulty she gave a birth to my sun. Anyway I thanked the station master also because he was phully responsible for getting birth of my sun.
Ass a hole it was a bhery diphicult experiment in my hole life. I hope u will look into explain my hole story after, and late me joint first.

I am now ending this fastly. I am a waiter for your responsement.
May God blast you!"

Yours awfully,
RAMKHILAWAN YADAV

Shayari Mukabala in IT Industry

Shayari from IT boss to Employee
Arz kiya hai .........
Transactions hote hain ...
Errors ka sama hota hai ....
Aise mausam mein hi to PERFORMANCE jawan hota hai ....
Dil ki khunnas BOSS jabaan se nahi kehte ...
Ye fasana to appraisal mein bayan hota hai ....
(hud hud .......wah wah .)

Employee's reply in Shayari andaz...
Arz kiya hai .........
Promotion hote hain ...
Dissappointment ka sama hota hai ...
Aise mausam mein hi to Attrition jawan hota hai ..
Dil ki khunnas HUM jabaan se nahi kehte ...
Ye fasana to Resignation se bayan hota hai ....
(wah wah ... wah wah)

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Employee's Prayer

Dear God I beg you to....
Give me the wisdom to understand my boss
Give me the love to forgive him
Give me the patience to understand his actions

But dear God, don't present me strength.
Because if you give me strength ...... I will break his skull!

Pictures of Ghalib's Tomb and Khwaja Nizamuddin's Mausoleum

Just noticed this at Jahane Rumi

Na kaheen mazaar hoe tha...

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Dua

Aaj phir unki yaad satayi,
Aaj phir unke liye aankh bhar aayi.
Mere khuda dua mangta hoon uske liye,
Jise is "shareef" pe daya bhi nahi aayi.

[Written by me,
Will refine soon]
-DK "Shareef"

From "Lage Raho Munna Bhai"

Shaher ki is daud me daud ke karna kya hai?
Jab yehi jeena hai dosto to phir marna kya hai?

Paheli barish me train late hone ki fikr hai
Bhul gaye bhigte hue tahelna kya hai?

Serails ke kirdaaro ka saara haal hai malum
par maa ka haal puchhne ki fursat kise hai?

Ab ret pe nage pao tahelte kyu nahi?
108 hai chanel phir dil bahelte kyu nahi?

Internet ki duniya ke to touch me hai,
lekin pados me kon raheta hai jaante tak nahi.

Mobile, Landline sab ki bharmaar hai,
Lekin jigri dost tak pahuche aise taar kaha hai?

Kab dubte hue suraj ko dekha tha yaad hai?
Kab jaana tha shaam ka woh banana kya hai?

To Dosto Shaher ki es daud me daud ke karna kya hai
Jab yahi jeena hai to phir Marna kya hai?

Tu

Na tere aane ki aas hai,
na tujhe pane ki pyaas hai.
phir bhi is "shareef" ka dil,
tere bina udaas hai.

[Written by me,
Will refine soon]
-DK "Shareef"