Bottle main Pepsi say zyaada....
used Socks main smell say bhi zyaadaa....
Adnan Sami main charbi say zyaada...
Mithai main sweet say zyaada...
Pakistan main coruption say zzyaada...
I LOV U

Bhola was working in a garment store.
1 day a lady customer came
and said:zara underwear dikhana.
Bhola:oye sorry mam aaj pehna hi nahi hain

Tabyat thik nahi thi,
tantrik ko dikhaya,
tantrik ne kaha tum par bhutka saya hai.
Kisi ghor papi ko msg karo tum thik ho jaoge.

DIL se DIL laga ke dekho,
Meri yaadon ko apne dil mein basa ke dekho,
SMS ki jagah CALL bhi karenge,
bas ek bar mere mobile ka bill chuka ke toh dekho...

A girl checking weight
-58. Removed sandal
-56. Thn jacket
-53. Thn dupata
-52. thn coins khatm.
A boy in queue said- u carry on, I will put coins.

Madmast hawa hai,
Mausam bhi suhana hai,
Bandar English me Hindi padh raha hai,
Kya educational zamana hai.

Namaskar...

Agar aap Mahila hain to 1 SMS karen

Yadi Purush Hai to 2 SMS karen

Aur In mein se kuch Bhi nahi hai to kuch na karen,

Hum samajh jaenge..within 5min.