I mixed RUM in water and got drunk.

I mixed BRANDY in water and got drunk.

I mixed WHISKY in water and got drunk again.

Now I have decided never to drink water again !!!

Zindagi mein tum bahut aage jaaoge,

kyonki jahan bhi tum jaooge,

sab kahenge, chal be chal aage chal.

Maine puchha Chand se "dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa hasin",

Chand ne kaha "saale itni upar se dikhta hai kya".

From Fanaa

E Khuda Aaj Ye Faisla Karde,
Use Mera ya Mujhe Uska Karde.
Bahut Dukh Sahe He Maine,
Koi Khusi Ab Toh Muqadar Karde.
Bahot Muskil Lagta Hai Usse Duur Rehna,
Judai Ke Safar Ko Kum Karde.
Jitna Duur Chale Gaye Woh Mujhse,
Use Utna Kareeb Karde.
Nahi Likha Agar Nasib Me Uska Naam,
To Khatam Kar Ye Zindagi aur Mujhe FANAA Karde.

Tere Dile mein meri saanson ko panah mil jaye
Tere Ishq mein meri Jaan Fanaa Ho jaye

Ankhen to pyar me dilki zuban hoti hai,
sachi chahat to sada bezuban hoti hai,
pyar mai dard bhi mile to kya gabrana,
suna hai dard se chahat aur jawan hoti hai....

Phool hun Gulaab ka
Chameli ka mat samjhna
Aashiq hun aapka
Apni Saheli ka mat samjhna

Dur Humse Jaa Paoge Kaise,
Humko Bhool Paoge Kaise.
Hum Who Khushbu Jo Saanson Mein Utar Jaye,
Khud Apni Saanxon Ko Rok Paoge Kaise..


Bekhudi Ki Zindagi Hum Jiya Nahi Karte,
Yun kisika ka Jaam Hum Piya Nahi Karte.
Unse Kehdo Mohabbat Ka Izhaar Aakar Khud Karein,
Yun Kisika Peecha Hum Nahin Karte

Rone De Tu Aaj Humko, Tu Aankhe Sujane De
Baho Mein Le Le Aur, Khud Ko Bheeg Jane De
Hai Jo Seene Mein Quaid Dariya, Wo Choot Jayega
Hai Itna Dard Ki, Tera Daaman Bheeg Jayega

Adhuri saans thi dhadkan adhoori thi adhooren hum
magar ab chaand poora hain falak pe aur ab pooren hain hum

From Devdas

Dil ke chhalon ko koi shayari kahe, to dard nahi hota
Takleef to tab hoti hai, Jab log wah-wah karte hain

Apne hisse ki zindagi to hum kabke jee chuke,
Ab to sirf dhadkanon ka lihaj karte hain,
Kya karen is duniya walon ka,
Jo aakhari dhadkano pe bhi aitaraz karte hain.

Yu nazar se nazar ki baat ki, ki dil chura le gaye
hum to samjhe the but, aap to dhadkan suna gaye

Pyar ka Tohfa

pyar ne ye kaisa tohfa de diya
mujhko gumo ne pathar bana diya
teri yaadon main hi kat gayi ye umar
kehta raha tujhe kab ka bhula diya

Dil ka khel

Jisne Hamko Chaha, Use Hum Chah Naa Sake.
Jisko Hamne Chaha, Use Hum Paa Naa Sake.
Ye Soch Lo Ki, Dil Tutne Ka Khel Hai,
Kisi Ka Toda Aur, Apna Bacha Naa Sake.