Pathar se wafa

Pathar se wafa, butt se sada maang raha hoon,

Kyu aaj main sehra se ghata maang raha hoon,

Mudat se koi dil ko dukhane nahi aaya,

Aa jao koi zakham naya maang raha hoon….

Mohobbat ne hum per yeh ilzaam lagaya hai

Mohobbat ne hum per yeh ilzaam lagaya hai,

Wafa kar k bhi bewafa ka naam paya hai.

Rahain alag nahi thin hamari phir bhi,

Hum ne alag alag manzil ko paya hai….

Haasi Thami Hai In Aankhon Mein Nami Ki Tarah

Haasi Thami Hai In Aankhon Mein Nami Ki Tarah

Mehakti Thi Jo Gulshan Mein Kali Ki Tarah,

Yun Toh Koi Aata Nahi Iss Viraan Chaman Mein

Yeh Kiski Parchai Hai Kuch Meri Hi Tarah,

Yun Toh Dard Ka Rishta Bahot Gehra Hai

Par Yaadein Bhi Ek Kadwa Sach Hai Zindagi Ki Tarah,

Woh Aaya Aur Chala Gaya Sab Kuch Lekar

Lipti Reh Gayi Rooh Badan Par Ajnabi Ki Tarah,

Kise Dhundti Hai Iss Duniya-e-Dast Mein Tanha Nazar

Koi Saathi Ho Mera Bhi Iss Khamoshi Ki Tarah….

Dil ke Dard

Dil ke Dard ko Lafzon mai dhala na gaya

Ghum ke Ansuon ko Aankho se nikala na gaya

Usne Mujhe Dard is liye diya

Kyun ke

Usse Mera Pyar Sambhala na gaya…BEKHOUF MUSKURAATE HAIN

GULAAB KAANTON KE SAAYE MEIN

KUCH AAISSE BI SHAKKS HAIN

JINHEIN PHOOLON SE SHIKAAYAT HAI…

Agar Sabko Mil Jaata Apna Humdum

Agar Sabko Mil Jaata Apna Humdum

Toh Yeh Ulfat Na Itne Uche Makam Hoti

Na Hota Zikr Aashiqon Ka Sadiyon

Mohabbat Fir Cheez Badi Hi Aam Hoti…

Dil Ki Deewar-o-Dar Pe Kya Dekha

Dil Ki Deewar-o-Dar Pe Kya Dekha,

Bas Tumhara Naam Hi Likha Dekha,

Tumhari Aankhon Mein Humne Kya Dekha,

Kabhi Qatil Kabhi Khuda Dekha

Toot Jaate Hain Sabhi Rishte

Toot Jaate Hain Sabhi Rishte Magar

Dil Se Dil Ka Raabta Apni Jagah

Dil Ko Hai Tujh Se Na Milne Ka Yaqeen

Tujh Se Milne Ki Dua Apni Jagah…

Main kisi aur ka hoon itna bata kar roya

Main kisi aur ka hoon itna bata kar roya

Wo mujhe mehndi lagay hath dikha kar roya

Mujhe anjaam-e- mohabbat nahi mäloom hargiz

Ye kaha aur mujhe seenay se laga kar roya

Jo mujhe zabt ki talqeen kiya karta tha

Wo zamänay ko mera haal suna kar roya

Aansu ban kar nikal na jaun kahin, is Dar se

Apne ashkoon ko wo aankhoon mein chhupa kar roya

Wasl ka aakhri lamha jo muyassar tha hameen

Usi lamhay mein wo sadiyoon ko sama kar roya…

Gham Ke Bina Zindagi Adhoori Hai

Gham Ke Bina Zindagi Adhoori Hai

Ae Musafir Phir Bhee Tera Jeena Zarori Hai

Mat Ho Apni Zindigai Se Khafa

Kyon Ki Teri Zindagi Ke Bina

Ek Aour Zindagi Adhoori Hai!!!!

tujhe pane ki khawahish aur koshish hardam karta raha

Teri mohabat me mein khuda k sajde karta raha,

tujhe paya nai par na kho du kahin isliye bas darta raha,

tu na mili par is baat ka gam nai hai mujhe,

gam ye hai ki tujhe pane ki khawahish aur koshish hardam karta raha....

Milna ittafak tha

Milna ittafak tha bicharna nasib tha,

Wo itna dur huwa jitna karib tha,

Use dekhne ko tarasti rahi aankhein,

Jis shakhs ke haatho mein mera nasib tha

Sanso ka pinjra kisi din toot jayega

Sanso ka pinjra kisi din toot jayega,

Phir musafi kisi raah me choot jayega,

Abhi sath hai to do baaten karlo,

Kya pata kab mukaddar humse ruth jayega

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Lafzo ki justju me sab kuch ganwa diya,

Wo chal diya main tarz-e-ada dhundhta raha,

Us ko kisi ne rab se lyia mang aur main,

Sajde me gir k harf-e-dua dhundhta raha…

Teri mohabat me mein khuda k sajde karta raha

Teri mohabat me mein khuda k sajde karta raha

tujhe paya nai par na kho du kahin isliye bas darta raha

tu na mili par is baat ka gam nai hai mujhe

gam ye hai ki tujhe pane ki khawahish

aur koshish hardam karta raha!!!

life

Wen I Got Enough Confidence ...THE STAGE WS GONE>>.

.Wen Winning Didnt Matter To Me ,I WON...

Wen I Needed People The Most THEY LEFT ME......

Wen I Learned To Dry My Tear,I FOUND A SHOULDER 2 Cry,

Wen I Masterd D Degree Of Hating ...SMBDY STARTED LOVING MR...Dats Wat I Call Life....

Ek Aas Lagaye Betha Hoon

Ek Aas Lagaye Betha Hon.,

Ek Bar "MADINA" Dekhu Main.,

Us Shehar Ki Pur Kaif Hawaon Main.,

Ek Bar To Jeena Dekhu Main.,

Pyasa Hon Aabe Kousar Ka.,

Ek Bar To Peena Dekhu Main.,

Phir Chahe Hosh Gawa Bethon.,

Bus Ek Baar
"MADINA" Dekhon Mein.,
(or ap b.
"AAMEEN"..,)

Mere Khaloos ko Aey Dost

Dhoonda karogay Ek Roz Mere Khaloos ko Aey Dost....



So Jaonga Kisi Roz Main Zameen Oorh Kar.

Read 3-jan-2010

Read
Is Dafa 3-jan-2010
Per Date Kuch istarah Ho Gi.





1 Larki Meray Sath Front Per Hogi,

Or Baqi Teen Back Saeat Per Hon Gi.
Amazing Na..

This Wll Never Happen Again In Life,



BecOZ Soon They Will Get Married.;->


So Don't Jealous.

Maloomati sawal?

Dopahar k khana ko english main kia khatay hain,

Aur ager us k akhri do alfaz kat do to kya banta hai?

Drust jawab diya toh sare ka sara tum la layna!!

Suhag Raat

Suhag rat thi. Sas ne derwaza zor s bazaya. Dulhan bhag ker perde ke peche chup gaye.

Saas k jane k bad huby bola: tum dari kion, ami thi,

dulhan: Oh ! ma samjhi chapa per gaya.

Hindi Funny SMS

Ek din chamatkaar ho gaya…



Mallika ke dil main aatamhatya ka vichar ho gaya….



Dono taage faila ke woh rail ki patri pe let gayee…..



Dusre din NEWS aayi…





RAJDHANI EXPRESS kho gayi……

Mast Item

Lady Teacher : Soch aur wahem main kya farak hai



Rohit as student : Aap mast item hai..yeh hamari soch hai……



Aur hum abhi bachche hai yeh aapka Wahem……

How Will I Become Uncle?

Pathan kam sunta tha Behan apni ruksati py roty hue boli Bhai me JUDAI brdasht nai kr skti

Pathan: behna CHUDAI to brdasht krni pregi wrna hm mamu kese bane ga!

Funny Husband Wife

Husband apni wife se- tu meri zindagi hai. .
Wife- aur???
Wife chillate hue--aur??
Husband- aur lanat hai aisi zindagi pe...

Aids

Kya Aap Sex Karna Chahte Hai,
Kya Aap Kabhi Condom Use Karte Hai,
Kya Aap Aids Hone Se Darte Hai,
To Aap Apne Haath Ka Isstemaal Kyu Nahi Karte Hai ,
Haath Chale Toh AIDS Talle...

Funny Adult Insult

Ek Party Mein Ladka Ladki Se Puchta Hai “Tum Kitne Bhai Behan Ho?”

Ladki: “Six”

Ladka: “Kyu, Maa Baap Ko Koi Aur Kaam Nahi Thha Kya”

Ladki: “What About You?”

Ladka: “Only One”

Ladki: “Kyu Baap Ki Gand Mein Dum Nahi Thha Kya“

Mehfil-e-Sex

Mehfil-e-sex sajao to kuchh baat bane ..
Daulat-e-kiss lutao to koi baat bane..
Doodh Glass se peena gawara nahi ..
Seedha mummay se pilwao to koi baat bane
hum nay lun pay hath rakh k pukara hai tumhain
choot pass laoo tu koee bat banay

Quiz Competition

larka : lun keya hai ?

Call Girl : Tool to Fuck.

Larka : Choot keya hai ?

Call Girl : Jahan Lun jata hai..

Boy : aur mummay….?

Call Girl : saale tu chodne aaya hai ya Quiz competition khelne ?

Valentine's Day Boycott

Meri ap sb doston sy appeal hy k valentine's day ka boycott kren kyun k .
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''mery naal koi nae ty tusi mojaan kroge???

Kuj ty sada v khayal kro dosto"

Detergent

Santa: Yaar maine ek naye Detergent se apna underwear dhoya tha, wo chhota ho gaya.
Ab kya karoon?

Banta: Simple , ab tu us detergent se apni gaand bhi dho le.

Gayan ki batein

1. Gaand khujana :- Chintan karna

2. Gaand ghishna :- Parishram karna

3. Gaand Dikhana :- samasya se door bhagna

4. Gaand mein ungli karna :- Samasya Paida karna

5. Gaand mein balli karna:- Kaam ke liye kisi ko baar baar tokna

6. Gaand Jalna :- Irshya karna

7. Gaand Fatna :- Darr Jana

8. Gaand Marna :- Dushmani Nikalna

9. Gaand Marwana :- Gulami karna

10. Gaand mein Teetar ke Baal hona :- Bahut Active hona

11. Gaand pe Laat marna :- Reject karna

12. Gaand mein Ghushna:- Peeche par jana

13. Gaand Toadna :- Patak kar marna

14. Gaand Chodna :- Peeche se hamla karna

15. Gaand Chatna :- Chamchagiri Karna

16. Gaand mein Keeda:- Email chahe jitna Lamba ho Pura Padhana

Agar Tum Mil Jaao Tu

PREMI
Agar tum mil jaao tu tumhein chud dein gey hum
paa kar choot teri sab kuch chod dein gey hum
bas teri hi tangon ki vadi ka nizara lein gey hum
bina tere kissi aur ko nah lun piyara dein gey hum
agar tum mil jaao............................................

PREETI
darti hoon tumhari in baton mein nah aa jaon mein
sun kar tahreef apni dhoka nah kha jaaon mein
jee tu kehta hey tum ko apne dil mein basa loon mein
tere is piyare se lun ko choot mein chuppa loon mein
agar tum wahda............................................. ........

PREMI
komal ho nazak ho chudne ka ehzaz rahey ga humein
aur iss lun se chudwaane ka naaz rahey ga tumhein
tum ko nah ho koi takleef yeh lehaaz rahey ga humein
gar tum mil jaao.............................................. ..........

PREETI
tum ne sahi kaha sahi kehtey ho sahi kaho gey
yaqeen karo mere dil mein tum samaay raho gey
bol ke tu dekho mein maanoon gi tum jo kaho gey
kitna maza aey ga meri tangon mein jab kho jao gey.
gar tumhein paa sakoon......................................

PREMI

lun ko hey zid yeh choot mein khelna chahta hey
kuch der geeli garam choot mein rehna chahta hey
shararti hey bahut kheley ga choot ko khujae ga
khujate khujate choot ko thak kar aanso bahaaye ga
aur phir thori der aur reh kar wahn bahir aa jata hey
gar tum ander jaane do
PREETI

choot mein meri tu har waqt khujli hoti hey
lakh koshish ki koi khujane wala milta nahein
tadap tadap jati hoon bina khujaey jab yeh roti hey
kiya karon mein ungliun se bhi kaam chalta nahein
gar tumhein paa sakoon tu......................................
PREMI

phir jaan e man maan jao jaane do ander lun ko
mille gi shaanti choot ko aur tere sunder mun ko
bas ab tum tangein apni zara sii aur khol do
sukhi rahey choot rasta milley jane ka ander lun ko
gar tum maan jaao.............................................. ..

PREETI

iss ko bolo ander jaaey aur kuch tu kare
khujli mitt jaaey aaj itna choot ko ragde
khele koodey yeh beshak oodham machaay
paani paani ho jaon mein yun choot khujaaey
gar tumko paa sakoon....................................

PREMI

dekho ab yeh kitne shauq se ander jaa aa raha hey
phisalta koodta ragadta sukh de aur paa rah hey .
yeh sar apna tum meri jaan kiun phatak rahi ho
lagta hey vadiun mein saroor ki bhatak rahi ho
yun hi bhatakti raho essa saroor dein gey hum

PREETI

kuch nah poocho kitna maza mujhey aa rah hey
kesse yeh lucha choot mein aa aur jaa rah hey.
kiya kahoon kiya hey akhir is ki khujahat mein
jee kare mein apni jaan de doon iski chahat mein
gar tumhari chahat ..............................................

PREMI

accha ab kuch jhatke kuch dhake zor se lagane do
garden mein daldo hath tum tangein ooper uthane do
haan bas isi treh neeche se hilo lun ko aane jane do
tum ko mil giya jeeven niya mujhey bhi maza pane do
gar tum yun hi .................................................. .........

PREETI



mujhey milli raahat itni paseena paseena saari hoon
ji chay choomon chatoon lun ki mein itni ubhari hoon
ab tu meri chah hey jab tum chaho mujhey chud lena
jesse aaj bhri hey choot lun ne issi treh bhar dena

GAR TUM MILL JAAO

Parrot

Ek ladka muth maar raha tha.tabhi uska chhota bhai kamre mein aa gaya,usne poochha," Bhaiya yeh kyaa kar rahe ho?"

ladke ne kaha,"main apne tote se khel raha hun",

chhota ladka bola,"main aapke tote ko khila du"?

ladke ne kaha -ok
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.next day bade Ladke ki aankhen hospital mein khuli..than he asked his little brother."main yahaan kaise aaya?"
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little boy replied,"bhaiya ,jab main aapke tote ko khila raha tha to achanak usne mere uper thook diya.mujhe gussa aa gaya .MAINE US TOTE KE DONO ANDE PHOD DIYE AUR USKE GHONSLE MEIN AAG LAGAA DI.

P.C.O

Ek Baar Ek Sardarji P.C.O Pe Call Karne Gaye

Chair Par Ek Lady Operator Bethi Thhi

Ladki Boli: “Sardar Ji Kithe Karna Hai?”

Sardar Ji: “Vekh Kudiye, Kursi Te Taan Hovega Nahi, Zameen Te Hi Bora Vicha Lende Haan“

Doctor And Patient

Ek Aadmi Badi Pareshani Ki Halat Mein Doctor Ke Pass Gaya

Doctor: “Kya Problem Hai?”

Mariz: “Vaada Karo Ki Aap Hasoge Nahi”

Doctor: “Ok, I Promise”

Mariz Apni Pant Kholkar Lund Dikhata Hai, Jo Tili Jaisa Patla Hota Hai

Doctor: “Haha, Ok Whats The Problem?”

Mariz: “Is mein Sujan Hai“

Urdu Vs punjabi

1)bhai jan ap mujhe preshan kr rhe ho. Yar tu ki bond leni kiti A.

2) Maine ap ko kya keh diya hai ? MAI Kera teri bund marli A.

3) Mai abi apko theek karta hoo= dina mein teri pain nu Lun.

4) Yeh sab kisne kiya ? Aa kine pain yoay A ?

5) Mai apko pasand nahi karta= Mai teri bund v ni marda.

6)apne jana hai to jaen= phudi maa di ch wr.

7)ap mre sth free q ho rhe ho. Lun te q chri jana.

8) Ap bohat chalak insan ho. Tu bra pain yak A

Funny SmS

Ek admi ki shalwar wali jaib pe zip lagy hoi thy.

darzi jaib ko kpra lagana bhol gya.

ek chor ne zip khol k hath dala tu bola.
Ooo Teri.....

aidy wadi topi te 5 hazar wale note te v nai hondi...

Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi

Mere Ghar K Samne Se Bhagi
Ek GHODI

Wah Wah

Mere Ghar K Samne Se Bhagi
Ek GHODI

Wah Wah


Fir Bhage Tum

Aur

'RAB NE BANA DI JODI'

Faraz Adult SMS

Ch00s Leta Me Un Hassen MAMMOO k0 Faraz..!!

Per Uskay ganday BREZAR Ny irada badal dia….??

Valentine's Gifts and Valentine's Cards

Sweet Valentine's Teddy Bears

Teri mohabat me mein khuda

Teri mohabat me mein khuda k sajde karta raha

tujhe paya nai par na kho du kahin isliye bas darta raha

tu na mili par is baat ka gam nai hai mujhe

gam ye hai ki tujhe pane ki khawahish

aur koshish hardam karta raha!!!

Likhu kuchh aaj ye waqt ka takaaza hai

Likhu kuchh aaj ye waqt ka takaaza hai,

dil mein dard abhi taza hai,

Gir padte hain aansu mere kagaz par,

Lagta hai kalam mein syahi kam dard zyada hai

Unke liye jab humne bhatkna chor diya

Unke liye jab humne bhatkna chor diya,

Yaad mein unki humne tadapna chor diya,

Roye bahut wo humare pas aakar,

Jab humare dil ne dhadkna chor diya.

Meri yaad jab bhi unhe aati hogi

Meri yaad jab bhi unhe aati hogi,

Har lamha bas unhe rulaati hogi,

Kaise bhul jaye unki chahat ko hum,

Bas intezar hain kahi se to aati hogi.

Unki yaad aakar dil jala deti hai

Unki yaad aakar dil jala deti hai,

Jo karni ho baate wo baate bhula deti hai,

Chocha na tha is tarah se chhod ke jayegi,

Ek pal ko sab bhula deti hai.

Mat roko rone do mujhe, Aansuon ko pee jane do

Mat roko rone do mujhe, Aansuon ko pee jane do

Har pal roti hai aankhe meri, Ke ashkon ko bhi jum jane do

Ab to din ke ujale se bhi dar lagta hai, Mujhe raat ke andhere me hi rahe do

Kaise bayaan karoon dil ka dard lafzon me, Ankho ko he sab kehne do

Musafir be-khabar hain teri aankhon se

Kal khud hi apni mehfil se nikaala tha hamein

Aaj wo hum sa dewaana dhoondhte hain

Musafir be-khabar hain teri aankhon se
Jo Tere shaher me maikhaane dhoondte hain

Tujhe kya pata aye sitam dhaane wale
Hum to khud rone k bahaane dhoondte hain

Unki aankhon ko youn na dekho tum
Naye teer hain nishaane dhoondte hain

Iss Qadr Naa Har Baat, Yaaron Se Puuch

Iss Qadr Naa Har Baat, Yaaron Se Puucho,
Jo Baat Raaz Ki Ho, iSharoon Se Puucho ..
Lehroon Se Khelna To, Samandar Ka Shauk Hai,
Lagti Hai Chot Kaise, Ye Kinaroon Se Puucho…

Pal-Pal tuje hee yaad keya karta hu

Pal-Pal tuje hee yaad keya karta hu,
Har dhadkan ke sath tera hee naam leya karta hu,
Dunga sath tuje kadam-kadam pe,
Tu har kadam pe muje hum safar samajna.