From Diljale

Ek pal mein jo aakar gujar jaaye yeh hawa ka woh jhoka hai ..aur kuch nahi
Pyar kahti hai duniya jise,ek rangeen dhokha hai .. aur kuch nahi

Aarzoo jhooth hai, Aarzoo ka fareb khana nahi ..
Khush jo rahna ho zindagi me tumhe..Dil kabhi kisi se lagana nahi.

Kyuon Banati ho tum ret ke mahal,
Jise khud hi tod dalogi tum
Aaj kehti ho is dijlale se pyar hai tumhe,
Kal to mera naam tak bhul jayogi tum

From Sarfarosh

phool khilte hai bahaaron ka samaa hota hai
aise mausam mein hi to pyaar javaan hota hai
dil ki baaton ko hothon se nahi kehte,
ye fasaana to nigaahon se bayaan hota hai

"Sharabi Shayari" From Sharabi

Aaj utni bhi nahin Mehkhane mein ,
Jitni hum chodh diya karte the Paimaane mein...

From Hum Aapke Hai Kaun

Kaate Nahin Kat Te Lamhe Intezaar Ke,
Nazaren Bichaein Baithe Hain Raste Pe Yaar Ke,
Dil Ne Kaha Dekhe Jo Jalwe Husne Yaar Ke,
Laya Hain Unhe Kaun Falak Se Utaar Ke...

From Raaz

garmiye hasrat ke nakam se jalte hai
hum chiragon ki tarah shaam se jalte hai...
jab aata hai tera naam mere naam ke saath..
naa jano kyon log hamare naam se jalte hai

From "Tum Bin"

Tum Bin Jiya Jaaye Kaise
Kaise Jiya Jaaye Tum Bin
Sadiyon Se Lambi Hain Raatein
Sadiyon Se Lambe Hue Din
Aa Jaao Lautkar Tum, Yeh Dil Keh Raha Hai...

Phir Shaam-E-Tanhaai Jaagi
Phir Yaad Tum Aa Rahe Ho
Phir Jaan Nikalne Lagi Hai
Phir Mujhko Tadpaa Rahe Ho
Phir Mujhko Tadpaa Rahe Ho
Is Dil Mein Yaadon Ke Mele Hain
Tum Bin Bahut Hum Akele Hain
Aa Jaao Lautkar Tum, Yeh Dil Keh Raha Hai...

Kya Kya Na Socha Tha Maine
Kya Kya Na Sapne Sajaaye
Kya Kya Na Chaaha Tha Dil Ne
Kya Kya Na Armaan Jagaaye
Kya Kya Na Armaan Jagaaye
Is Dil Se Toofaan Guzarte Hai
Tum Bin To Jeete Na Marte Hai
Aa Jaao Lautkar Tum, Yeh Dil Keh Raha Hai...

Tum Bin Jiya Jaaye Kaise
Kaise Jiya Jaaye Tum Bin
Sadiyon Se Lambi Hain Raatein
Sadiyon Se Lambe Hue Din
Aa Jaao Lautkar Tum, Yeh Dil Keh Raha Hai...

Yun to guzar raha hai har ik pal khushi ke saath

Yun to guzar raha hai har ik pal khushi ke sath,
Phir bhi koi kami si hai kyun jindgi ke sath.

Rishte wafaein dosti sab kuch to pass hai,
Kya baat hai pata nahi, dil kyun udass hai,
Har lamha hai haseen, nayi dilkashi ke sath
Phir bhi koi kami si hai kyun jindgi ke sath.

Chahat bhi hai sukun bhi hai, dilbari bhi hai,
Aankhon mein khawab bhi hai, labon par hasin bhihai
Dil ko nahi hai koi shikayat , kisi ke sath
Phir bhi koi kami si hai kyun jindgi ke sath.

Yun to guzar raha hai har ik pal khushi ke sath,
Phir bhi koi kami si hai kyun jindgi ke sath.

Socha tha jaisa waisa hi jivan to hai magar,
ab aur kis talash mein bechain hia nazar,
Kudrat bhi meharbaan hai dariyadillli ke sath,
Fhir bhi koi kami si hai kyun jindgi ke sath.

Yun to guzar raha hai har ik pal khushi ke sath,
Fhir bhi koi kami si hai kyun jindgi ke sath.

Girl - Mom me jab Su Su Karti hu tho Siti bajathi hai,

Tumhari kyon nahi bajthi?
Mom - Tumhare papa ne Siti baja baja kar Meri Siti
bajna bandh kar diya.

Superman Dushmanose lad raha hai,


Spiderman Diwarope chad raha hai,

Batman ratomein ghum raha hai,

Aur Hamara Daburman SMS padraha hai

Main aapko dekhna Chahtahoon

Aapse Milna Chahtahoon
par yeh log bahut zaalim hai


Kehte hai Zoo band ho gaya hai! Kal aana

Boyfriend-Sorry mein tumse shadi nahi kar sakta
Gharwale mana karrahe hai.

Girlfriend-Ghar me kaun kaun hai?

Boyfriend-1 biwi aur 3 bachhe!

The wife stands in front of a mirror.
"you know,dear," she says,
"Ilook in the mirror & I see an old woman,
face wrinkled, fat legs & flabbyarms"
She turns to her husb & says, "Tell me something
positive to make me feel better about myself."

He says in a soft voice,"your eye sight is perfect"

Need one gal 2 marry...

Age no bar
Color no bar
height no bar
caste no bar

but gal's father must have his own bar... CHEERS

RAMAN: Truck ka horn sunkar tum kaapne kyu lagte ho?

SUMAN: Ek truck driver meri biwi ko bhagaa le gaya tha, lagta hai jaise usko vapas laya ho.

when i call u...
1 ring means i'm thinking of u
2 ring means i like u
3 ring means i missing u
4 ring means i need u
5 ring means NALAYAK PHONE UTHA!!!!

American to a sardar- hamare yahan to shaadi E-Mail se ho jaati hai
sardar ji- oye kamal hai hamare yahan to shaadi sirf FEMALE se hi hoti hai!!!

sans lene se bhi teri yaad aati hai,
na lene se meri jaan jati hai,
kaise kahun ki sanns se main jinda hon
jabki sans se pehle teri yaad aati hai.

Tumseh Doori Ka Ehsaas Satane Laga,
Tere Saath Guzra Har Lamha Yaad Aneh Laga,
Jab Bhi Bhoolne Ke Koshish Ki Mene,
Tu DIL Keh Aaur KAREEB Aneh Laga.

Today, tommorow and yesterday
there will be one heart
that would always beat for you

You know Whose???

your Own Stupid!!!

Bottle main Pepsi say zyaada....
used Socks main smell say bhi zyaadaa....
Adnan Sami main charbi say zyaada...
Mithai main sweet say zyaada...
Pakistan main coruption say zzyaada...
I LOV U

Bhola was working in a garment store.
1 day a lady customer came
and said:zara underwear dikhana.
Bhola:oye sorry mam aaj pehna hi nahi hain

Tabyat thik nahi thi,
tantrik ko dikhaya,
tantrik ne kaha tum par bhutka saya hai.
Kisi ghor papi ko msg karo tum thik ho jaoge.

DIL se DIL laga ke dekho,
Meri yaadon ko apne dil mein basa ke dekho,
SMS ki jagah CALL bhi karenge,
bas ek bar mere mobile ka bill chuka ke toh dekho...

A girl checking weight
-58. Removed sandal
-56. Thn jacket
-53. Thn dupata
-52. thn coins khatm.
A boy in queue said- u carry on, I will put coins.

Madmast hawa hai,
Mausam bhi suhana hai,
Bandar English me Hindi padh raha hai,
Kya educational zamana hai.

Namaskar...

Agar aap Mahila hain to 1 SMS karen

Yadi Purush Hai to 2 SMS karen

Aur In mein se kuch Bhi nahi hai to kuch na karen,

Hum samajh jaenge..within 5min.

I mixed RUM in water and got drunk.

I mixed BRANDY in water and got drunk.

I mixed WHISKY in water and got drunk again.

Now I have decided never to drink water again !!!

Zindagi mein tum bahut aage jaaoge,

kyonki jahan bhi tum jaooge,

sab kahenge, chal be chal aage chal.

Maine puchha Chand se "dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa hasin",

Chand ne kaha "saale itni upar se dikhta hai kya".

From Fanaa

E Khuda Aaj Ye Faisla Karde,
Use Mera ya Mujhe Uska Karde.
Bahut Dukh Sahe He Maine,
Koi Khusi Ab Toh Muqadar Karde.
Bahot Muskil Lagta Hai Usse Duur Rehna,
Judai Ke Safar Ko Kum Karde.
Jitna Duur Chale Gaye Woh Mujhse,
Use Utna Kareeb Karde.
Nahi Likha Agar Nasib Me Uska Naam,
To Khatam Kar Ye Zindagi aur Mujhe FANAA Karde.

Tere Dile mein meri saanson ko panah mil jaye
Tere Ishq mein meri Jaan Fanaa Ho jaye

Ankhen to pyar me dilki zuban hoti hai,
sachi chahat to sada bezuban hoti hai,
pyar mai dard bhi mile to kya gabrana,
suna hai dard se chahat aur jawan hoti hai....

Phool hun Gulaab ka
Chameli ka mat samjhna
Aashiq hun aapka
Apni Saheli ka mat samjhna

Dur Humse Jaa Paoge Kaise,
Humko Bhool Paoge Kaise.
Hum Who Khushbu Jo Saanson Mein Utar Jaye,
Khud Apni Saanxon Ko Rok Paoge Kaise..


Bekhudi Ki Zindagi Hum Jiya Nahi Karte,
Yun kisika ka Jaam Hum Piya Nahi Karte.
Unse Kehdo Mohabbat Ka Izhaar Aakar Khud Karein,
Yun Kisika Peecha Hum Nahin Karte

Rone De Tu Aaj Humko, Tu Aankhe Sujane De
Baho Mein Le Le Aur, Khud Ko Bheeg Jane De
Hai Jo Seene Mein Quaid Dariya, Wo Choot Jayega
Hai Itna Dard Ki, Tera Daaman Bheeg Jayega

Adhuri saans thi dhadkan adhoori thi adhooren hum
magar ab chaand poora hain falak pe aur ab pooren hain hum

From Devdas

Dil ke chhalon ko koi shayari kahe, to dard nahi hota
Takleef to tab hoti hai, Jab log wah-wah karte hain

Apne hisse ki zindagi to hum kabke jee chuke,
Ab to sirf dhadkanon ka lihaj karte hain,
Kya karen is duniya walon ka,
Jo aakhari dhadkano pe bhi aitaraz karte hain.

Yu nazar se nazar ki baat ki, ki dil chura le gaye
hum to samjhe the but, aap to dhadkan suna gaye