Uudu Sms - Urdu Funny Sms

How did an intelligent boy propose to a girl,
He took the girl along with him on a boat and in,
the middle of the river said:
"Love me or leave the boat.

2 eyes are best friends.
Both blink together, move,
Cry, see & sleep together,
But if they see a girl only 1 blinks,
Moral:A girl can break any relation.