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Log Kehtain hain Rupaiye se bhadkar kuch nahin

Log Kehtain hain Rupaiye se bhadkar kuch nahin

Log Kehtain hain Rupaiye se bhadkar kuch nahin.....

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Main kehta hun.....

hain

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2) Banane Wale ne ek dost mere liye Banaya..

Jise Aap Ke roop main maine Paya...

Jo mere dil main aisa samaya...
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Jaise porani haveli main bhoot ka saya....

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Today is Underwear Day

Tumne ajj konsi underwear pahni hain

Tell me the colour

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Reply with the colour soon :)

Nanhe se dil me armaan koi rakhna,
Duniya ki bhid main pehchan koi rakhna.
Ache nahi lagte jab rahte ho udas,
In hoto pe sada muskaan vahi rakhna.

Aapne dushman se hi dil laga baithe
Unki Saadgi se fareb kha baithe
Pattharon se tha Apna rishtaa..
Phir bhi Shishe ka Ghar bana baithe

Aapke shahar ka har mausam suhana lage,
Ek shaam chura loon aapki agar bura na lage,
Aap chahe bhula de hume ek pal me hi,
Aapko bhulane me shayad hume jamana lage.

Aaj kuch khas baat to jaroor hai ......
Jo aap itne madhosh huwe ja rahe hain.....
Kahin ye bin piye jaam ka nasha to nahin..
Jo aap itne Ashiq mizaz huwe ja rahe hain

Aaj apne aap se khafaa hoon......
Jo uske chere ki madhoshiyaan na pad saka,
Par kya karoon uski yaad me aisa khoyaa
Ki uski muskurahat ke peeche ki shararat na pad saka.

Kashti toofan se nikal sakti hai,
Taqdeer kisi bhi waqt bhi badal sakti hai,
Hausla rakh, channel na badal,
Woh hassen badan kisi bhi waqt jhuk sakti hai

Unako chaha bhi to izahaar na karana aaya,
Kat gayi umar hame pyaar na karana aaya,
Unhone maanga bhi agar kuchh to judaai maangi,
Aur ham the ki hame inkaar bhi na karana aaya !!!

Baadal garaja magar barasaat nahi aayi,
Dil dhadaka magar aawaj nahi aayi,
Pura din gujarane ko hai dost,
Kya ek baar bhi meri yaad nahi aayi?

Mera ikaraar tere inkaar se behatar hoga,
Mera din bhi teri raat se behatar hoga,
Yakeen nahi aata to dolise zankakar dekh lena..
Mera janaazaa teri baaraat se behatar hoga !!!

Masti aankhon me hoti hai..sharaab me nahi...
Bhakti shraddha me hoti hai...shabdon me nahi..
Tu bhi jaan le mere dost...
Dosti dil me hoti hai.. dikhaweme nahi...

Lamho Lamho per Khwaab Likhoonga,
Apni zindagi per kitaab likhoonga,
Aapki gardaan (neck) to phoolon ki tehni,
Aur aapke chehre ko gulab likhoonga.

Jis shaam mein mere lab per aapka naam na aaye,
Khuda kare ki kabhi aisi shaam na aaye,
Ae jaane wafa yeh kabhi mumkin nahin ki,
Afsaana likhoon aur aapka naam na aaye.

Bahut khushnooma kal ki Raat guzri hai
Kuch tanha par kuch khaas guzri hai
Na neend aayi na Khwaab koi
Bas aap hi ke khayalon ke saath guzri hai

Ful ki shuruwat kalise hoti hai,
Zindagiki shuruwat jaan se hoti hai,
Pyaar ki shuruwat dostise ...
Aur dosti ki shuruwat aapase hoti hai !!!

Kaun yaad rakhata hai naamko,
Log to cheharon ko bhi bhul jaate hai,
Aap samandar ki baat karate hai,
Log to aankhon me bhi duub jaate hai !!!

Saaqi teri mehfil mein ek mehmaan abhi baki hai....,
Teri may ka, tere roop ka kadardaan abhi baki hai....;
Iss tarah kaise uthh jaaoon, Kahani adhoori chhod kar aise...,
Tune rukh se naqaab uThaaya hai mera imtehaan abhi baki hai..!!!

Chehrey Per Banawat Ka Gussa,
Aankhon Say Chalakta Huye Pyar Bhi Hai,
Is Shauq-E-Ada Ko Kya Kahiye,

Inkar Bhi Hai aur Iqraar Bhi Hai.

Faasle Jism Ko To Dour Le Jaate Hain,

Par Dilon Ke Shahar To Ujarte Nahi,

Aankhon Se Aankhon Ka Rishta Tut Jaye Bhi To,
Saath Dekhe Hue Khwab Kabhi Mit-tey nahi

Apne Aagaaz Se Aaaj tak Zindagi
Teri Hi Yaad Main Gum Rahi
Phir Bhi Jaane Kyon Yeh Ihsaas Hai
Jaise Chaahat Meri Kam Rahi

Kal Mila Waqt To Zulfain Teri Suljha Doonga
Aaaj Uljha Hoon Zara Waqt Ke Sulajhne Main
Yoon To Sulajh Jatee hain Uljhee Zulfain
Umar Kat Jati Hai Waqt Ke Sulajhne Main

Khuda kare tujhe khushiyan hazaar mile,
Mujhse bhi achcha yaar mile,


Meri girlfriend tujhe bandhe RAKHI,
Aur ek AUR behan ka pyaar mile...


Happy RAKSHA BANDHAN

Na Maa ke pyaar se,
Na Daddy ke maar se,

Na doston ki fatkaar se,
Na ladki ki inkaar se....

Aur na hi chapplon ki bauchar se

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Tujh jaise aashiq sudhrenge to,
RAKHI ke hathiyaar se

Saawan ka mausam tha,
Poonam ki raat thi,
Mein uske paas tha,
Woh mere karib thi

Fir woh mere paas aayi,
Aur thodi si ghabraayi,
Jab meine uska haath pakada,
To woh thodi si sharmaayi

Usne kaha aaj hum
Aise bandhan me bandh jaaye,
Jise duniya ki,
Koi taakat na tod paaye,

Meri khushi ka andaaza,
Lagana mushkil tha,
Par iske aage jo hua,

Woh batana bhi mushkil hai

Usne mera haath,

Haatho me lekar kaha,

Yeh to janam janmo,

Ka bandhan hai

Phir mujhe yaad aaya,
Woh Saawan ka mausam,

Woh poonam ki raat,

Yeh to Raksha Bandhan hai!

Payal chhankati ayee thi…..
Payal chhankati chali gayee,
Main sindoor leke khada tha,
Mujhe Rakhi pehnake chali gayee.

Nazar humari,

Nazar tumhari,

Nazar ney dilki nazar utari .....

Nazar ney dekha nazar ko aisey,
Key kavi nazar na lagey,

Dosti ko humari ....

WAKE UP CHAMPU

WAKE UP CHAMPU

Pareshaan thi Champu ki wife
Non-happening thi jo uski life
Champu ko na milta tha aaram
Office main karta kaam hi kaam

Champu ke boss bhi the bade cool
Promotion ko har baar jate the bhul
Par bhulte nahi the wo deadline
Kaam to karwate the roz till nine

Champu bhi banna chata tha best
Isliye to wo nahi karta tha rest
Din raat karta wo boss ki gulami
Onsite ke ummid main deta salami

Din guzre aur guzre fir saal
Bura hota gaya Champu ka haal
Champu ko ab kuch yaad na rehta tha
Galti se Biwi ko Behenji kehta tha

Aakhir ek din Champu ko samjh aaya
Aur chod di usne Onsite ki moh maya
Boss se bola, "Tum kyon satate ho ?"
"Onsite ke laddu se buddu kyun banate ho"

"Promotion do warna chala jaunga"
"Onsite dene par bhi wapis na aunga"
Boss haans ke bola "Nahi koi baat"
"Abhi aur bhi Champus hai mere paas"

"Yeh duniya Champuon se bhari hai"
"Sabko bas aage badhne ki padi hai"
"Tum na karoge to kisi aur se karunga"
"Tumhari tarah Ek aur Champu banaunga"

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Na ho aasmaan ki pari
Na hi jannat ka khwaab ho
jo meri zindgi mei khilaa
ek mehakta gulaab ho
chehre par jaaheer hai har raaz
tum to khuli kitaab ho

Kisi Bhi Mod Pe Hum - Free Online Shayari

kisi bhi mod pe hum tumhe khone nahi denge
juda hona chaho tum, hum juda hone nahi denge
jab chandni raton mein yaad hamari Aayegi
to hamari yadon ke woh pal tumhe sone nahi denge

Deedar Ki Chahaat - Free Online Shayari

Aapke deedar ki hume chahat hai
Aapke saath ki humari hasrat hai
Ab toh dil se bhi aati ye hi aahat hai
Ki aapka pyar toh jaise jannat hai

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Jo Likh Diya Hai Aapne, Khoone Jigar Se
Hum To Kahenge Yahi, Hume Apana Bimaar Kijiye
Wada Raha Ye Aapse, Nibhayenge Dosti
Rah-e-Wafa Mein Hain Khade, Didaar Kijiye
Jo Khwaab Dekhe Aapne, Pura Karenge Hum
Apani Diwangi Ka Jara, Ikraar Kijiye
Hone Na Denge Kabhi, Rooswa Hum Aapko
Apani Inayato Se Hume, Sarobaar Kijiye
Ab Maan Bhi Jayiye, Sarkar Aap To
Ab Aur Hume Yu Na, Bekarar Kijiye

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Wo roye to bahot per mujhse muh mor kar roye
Koi majburi rahi hogi jo dil tor kar roye
Mere saamne kar diye usne meri tasveer ke tukde
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Yaadon mein aapka aashiyana hai
Ye dil toh bas aapka thikana hai
In palko pe aapke khawab sajana hai
Yehi toh dil ka sabse hasin nazrana hai

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sochta hoon use neend bhi aati hogi
ya meri tarha faqat aashq bahati hogi
wo meri shakal mera naam bhulane wali
apni tasweer se kya aankh milati hogi
sham hote hi chokhat pe jala kar shameen
apni palkoon pe kayi khwaab sulati hogi
usne silwa bhi liye honge siyah rang libas
ab moharram ki tarha Eid manati hogi
hoti hogi mere bose ki talab mein pagal
jab bhi zulfon mein koi phool sajati hogi

Kaun Kehta Hai - Free Online Shayari

Kaun kehta hai ki aapse humari judai hogi
Ye afvah kisi dushman ne failai hogi
Shaan se rahenge "Jaan" aapke dil me hum
Itne dino mein humne kuch toh jagah banai hogi

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Tanha na koi ho ye dua hai meri
Ruswa na koi ho ye dua hai meri
Jaisa mujhe deewana kiya ulfat ne
Aesa na koi ho ye dua hai meri

Khamoshi - Free Online Shayari

Har dua me jaise ek fariyaad chhipi ho
Tanhaee me kisi ke saath chhipi ho
Lamho me kisi ki yaad chhipi ho
Is khamoshi me jaise koi baat chhipi ho

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Tere zulf nazaarah-e-falak
Aur hai nashili teri palak
Khuda ki nawaazish ka
tera chehra hai ek jhalak
Ab is chehre ko dekhoon main yaka yak

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nam ankhon se vida kiya tha
aur aankhein ab tak nam hai
yaad kyun karte ho humein
hum to aapke saath har dum hai
laut ke jaldi aayenge vaapis
humein aapki kasam hai

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Dil ko tha aapka besabri se intazar
Palke bhi thi aapki ek jhalak ko bekarar
Aapke aane se aayi hai kuchh aisi bahar
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Har lamha har pal
har minute, har ghanta
har din aur har raat
dil chahe bas tera sath
tere sath se milta sukoon hai
tera pyar pana hi meri jindgi ka ab junoon hai

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Har Raho Se Hum Aapki Raah Ko Saza Denge
sapno ki daulat ham aap par luta denge
na koi phool hai aaj mere daman me
lekin apke aane par ham apni palke bichha denge

Mere Sabar Ka Na Le Imtihaan

Mere Sabr Ka Na Le Imtihaan
Meri Khamoshi Ko Sada Na De
Jo Tere Bagair Na Ji Sake
Use Jeene Ki Tu Duaa Na De

Tu Azeez Dil-o-nazar Ke Hai
Tu Qareeb Rag-o-jaan Se Hai
Mere Jism-o-jaan Ka Ye Faasla
Kaheen Waqt Aur Badha Na De

Tujhe Bhool Ke Na Bhula Sakoon
Tujhe Chah Ke Bhi Na Pa Sakoon
Meri Hasratoon Ko Shumaar Kar
Meri Chahatoon Ka Sila Na De

Wo Tadap Jo Shola-e-jaan Mein Thi
Mere Tan Badan Se Lipat Gayi
Jo Bujha Sake To Bujha ise
Na Bujha Sake To Hawa Na De

Tujhe gar Milein Kabhi Fursatein
Meri Shaam Phir Se Sanwaar De
Jo Qatal Karna Hai To Qatal Kar
Yoon Judaiyon Ki Sazaa Na De

Taklif Nahi Hoti - Free Online Shayari

Taklif nahi hoti ishq me aansu bahane me
dard nahi hota apna khoon bahane me
taklif to tab hoti hai jab naadan baithta hai koi
wapas na aane wale ke lambe intezaar me

Employee woh hai

Employee woh hai
jo aksar fasta hai
interviews ke sawaal me
badi companiyon ke jal me
boss aur client ke bawaal me

Employee woh hai
jise intezaar hai
weekend night par dhoom machane ka
boss ke chhuti par jane ka
increment ki khabar aane ka

Employee woh hai
jo sochta hai
kaash padhai par dhyaan diya hota
kaash teacher se panga na liya hota
kaash ishq na kiya hota.....

Employeewoh hai
jo pak gaya   hai
meetings ki jhelai me
submissions ki gehraai me
teamwork ki chataai me

Employeewoh hai
jo laga rahta hai
schedule ko fislane me
targets ko khiskane me
roz naye naye bahane banaane me

Employee woh hai
jo lunch time me breakfast leta hai
dinner time me lunch karta hai aur
commutation ke waqt soya karta hai

Employee woh hai
jo paagal hai
chai aur samose ke pyaar mey
cigarette ke khumar mey
birdwatching ke wichaar mey

Employee woh hai
jo khoya hai
reminders ke jawab me
na milne wale hisab me

Behtar bhavisya ke khwab me

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Shohrat Milti Hai Kabhi Kabhi
Aur Daulat Milti Hai Kabhi Kabhi
Yoon To Pyar Kayin Baar Mil Jata Hai
Magar Pyar Ka Izhar Karne Ki Mohlat Milti Hai Kabhi Kabhi

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Ik Fariyaad Layi
Dil Sache Da Hona Zaruri Hai
Sajna Nu Na Mil Pana
Hundi Thodi Majburi Hai
Kiti Jhuthe Dilon Fariyaad
Rehndi Hamesha Adhuri Hai
Jo Kare Sache Dilon Yaad
Hundi Ohdi Har Fariyaad Puri Hai

Urdu Ghazal, Urdu Shayari

Badi Taqleef se Qaati jo Manzil Hum ne Qaati hai
Wafa ke Raaste pe Sakht Moshkil moor aye hain
Humari Zindgani hi Wafa ki Dastan ho gi
Janha guzrey Wanha Hum Kehkshaan Choor aye hain

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Badi Taqleef se Qaati jo Manzil Hum ne Qaati hai
Wafa ke Raaste pe Sakht Moshkil moor aye hain
Humari Zindgani hi Wafa ki Dastan ho gi
Janha guzrey Wanha Hum Kehkshaan Choor aye hain

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Badi Taqleef se Qaati jo Manzil Hum ne Qaati hai
Wafa ke Raaste pe Sakht Moshkil moor aye hain
Humari Zindgani hi Wafa ki Dastan ho gi
Janha guzrey Wanha Hum Kehkshaan Choor aye hain

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Kyon apne hi dil se majboor ho jaate hai hum
Kyon paas rehte hue bhi door ho jaate hai hum
Kabhi duniya ke rushmo riwajo ki wajah seTo kabhi apne hi rishto naato ki wajah se
Kyon saath chalte hue bhi juda ho jaate hai hum
Kabhi aahato se pehchaan lete the ek dusare ko
To kabhi bin kuchh bole samajh lete the ek dusare ko
Kyon kabhi saamne aate hi anjaane ban jaate hai hum
Kabhi sapno me hoti thi roj mulakate
To kabhi khayalo me hoti thi bahut si baate
Kyon aaj ek dusare se nazarein churaate hai hum

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Tanhaayi me agar yaad aaye hum
mat karna apne dil pe sitam
jitni bunde aansu bahaaogi tum
utne din honge humari zindagi me ku

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Palko ke band hone se dikhte hai sapne
Dilo ke milne se bante hai anpne
Yaadon mein lage hai bas aaphi ke khawab sajne
Aur aapke saath hone se lagti hai khushiyaan dikhne