Urdu Shayari, IT Engineer Ki Shayari!!!

Jo sadiyaon se hota aaya hai, woh repeat kar doonga...
Tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey Ctrl+Alt+delete kar
doonga...
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Company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain aur lonely hain...
Problem ye hai ki bus voh READ-ONLY hain...
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Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye...
Dil sey aisa CUT kiya ke PASTE karna bhool gaye...
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Tumhare samne hain itney items kabhi hame bhi pick
karo...
Hamare pyar ke ICON pe kabhi to tum DOUBLE-CLICK
karo...
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Roz subha hum karte hain itne pyar se unhe good
morning...
woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain jaise 0 ERRORS but 5
WARNINGS...
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Ho gayi galti humse, click ho gaya mouse
Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse!
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Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found!
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Ab aur kaho na tum, "but" ya "if"
Tum ho meri zindagi ki animated gif
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Aysa bhi nahin hai ke, I don't like your face
Par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space
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Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, pehen ke evening gown
Too many requests se, ho jaata hai server down
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Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, create main
karoonga
Tum usse debug karna, wait main karoonga
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Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya
Yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya
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Kya chaal hai tumhaari, jaise chalti hai koi cat
What is your ICQ number, aao karein chat
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Tum jabse meri zindagi mein, aayi ho banke female
Yaad raha na ab kuch, na postman, na email